Man!!! Why the heck do I take the time to blog when I'm in the midst of finals? I realize that I'm screwed, but when it comes to grades, I'm a freakin' greedy bastard. I WANT that A and I BELIEVE I can get that A. I'm a pompous arrogant fool, if you ask me. And even having realized that I'm a pompous arrogant fool, I will still attempt to get that A when it's probably impossible. IDIOT!!! I am an idiot!!!
On a lighter note, here's what I noticed about pooing. When I go "to drop off the kids at the pool" (I just heard that today and it doesn't make sense to me) accompanied by a book, DESIRING to have some quality reading time, the poop comes out so quickly and smoothly that I end up reading very little. I actually want to spend time reading the book, enjoying it or sometimes studying it. (I get some of my best studying, if not my best studying done in the toilet!) But sadly, my time is cut short because the poop is so dang cooperative. But then there are those times when I don't want to spend time in the john. (John Song is like a toilet. He takes a lot of my crap. Hahaha... I'm being punny. I say this only with love, John. Hahaha... OK... Anyone, shoot me... End my misery...) I don't want to mill around, wasting my life away on a toilet. It's those times, when my poop becomes so uncooperative. He doesn't want to come out and I have to drag him out of the house. And when I drag him out of the house, he has to make such a mess. Hahaha... Very strange how this is the general trend 9 out of 10 times...
One other general observation I've noticed in the past... When I urinate, 75% of the time, I will also break wind. It's really strange. I bet you it has something to do with varying pressures in some organ or another. Teach me that in my dang MCB class and maybe I'll pay some stinkin' attention, you biochem bores! AAAAAHHHHHH!!! I HATE MY MCB CLASS!!!
This entry is dedicated to Roy Chung who relentlessly hounded me to update my blog. Roy Chung is that sexy individual who messed up today during praise. He started playing the wrong song and confused everyone in the praise team and the congregation. He gave everyone a good laugh though, so it's all good Roymund. Remember to smile while you're up there!
On a lighter note, here's what I noticed about pooing. When I go "to drop off the kids at the pool" (I just heard that today and it doesn't make sense to me) accompanied by a book, DESIRING to have some quality reading time, the poop comes out so quickly and smoothly that I end up reading very little. I actually want to spend time reading the book, enjoying it or sometimes studying it. (I get some of my best studying, if not my best studying done in the toilet!) But sadly, my time is cut short because the poop is so dang cooperative. But then there are those times when I don't want to spend time in the john. (John Song is like a toilet. He takes a lot of my crap. Hahaha... I'm being punny. I say this only with love, John. Hahaha... OK... Anyone, shoot me... End my misery...) I don't want to mill around, wasting my life away on a toilet. It's those times, when my poop becomes so uncooperative. He doesn't want to come out and I have to drag him out of the house. And when I drag him out of the house, he has to make such a mess. Hahaha... Very strange how this is the general trend 9 out of 10 times...
One other general observation I've noticed in the past... When I urinate, 75% of the time, I will also break wind. It's really strange. I bet you it has something to do with varying pressures in some organ or another. Teach me that in my dang MCB class and maybe I'll pay some stinkin' attention, you biochem bores! AAAAAHHHHHH!!! I HATE MY MCB CLASS!!!
This entry is dedicated to Roy Chung who relentlessly hounded me to update my blog. Roy Chung is that sexy individual who messed up today during praise. He started playing the wrong song and confused everyone in the praise team and the congregation. He gave everyone a good laugh though, so it's all good Roymund. Remember to smile while you're up there!
